Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENReligion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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How should they answer?
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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