black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

Abigail Van Buren

Related Topics

Free Help Pay Pipe Religion Water Women

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Ability Bear Finishes Job Maturity Start Supervise
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Girl Hat Kissing Moose Need Power Prove Stronger
So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Day Diet Lost New Temper Today Wagon Yesterday
While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Faster Forbidden Fruit Risk Spoil Sweeter Taste
Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Breathing Chew Hate Less More Talk Yoga
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Accept Blind Date Discuss Girl Jean Sex Talk
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Certainty Doubt Faith Feeling Lack
I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Combination God Good Lawyer Potent Thinking
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Born Lowa Sister Speak True Twin
If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Lose Sure Value Women
Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Cruel Eat Erode Esteem Ocean Self World
It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Abuse Animal Death Defense Mutilation People Subject Unconscionable
Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Automatic Inspirational Nothing True Wine Wisdom Wrinkle
A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Bad Disappear Habit Inspirational Miraculously Undo
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Afford Biblical Like Man Today Wife
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Children Family Inspirational Motivational Responsibility

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes