Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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