Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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How should they answer?
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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