Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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