It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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