Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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