Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENA church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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How should they answer?
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