Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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