Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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How should they answer?
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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