Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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How should they answer?
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