“If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!”

I have lost all my skills, and now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless like you and your sister.

You must prepare for life, and whatever it will throw at you.

I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret, it’s a new feeling for me, and I don’t find it at all pleasurable.

You are the life you accept for yourself.

One day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, ‘Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!

I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.

I want you to know, John, that you are the most important thing in this world to me.

I was perfectly fine not trusting people, not trusting people is what I’m used to

Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.

Did I used to have a drinking problem?

Never let the bastards get you down!

Are we terrible parents?

If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.

One must champion oneself and say, I am ready for this!

When one of us shines, all of us shine.

Let’s all pray we don’t wake up!

The night is to get drunk listening to adventure.

I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

No phone, a movie, a glass of wine, and some salad. Perfect!

Someone needs to take my phone when i’m drunk because I am a fucking idiot.

Train your mind to enjoy life without alcohol.

You can steal my women but don’t play with my whiskey.

One of these nuts is a meal for a man, both meat and drink.

Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.