Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
DICK CAVETTHome schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
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Chris Matthews can’t start any sentence without ‘Let me ask you this… ‘ And I love Chris Matthews! But almost everybody in journalism does it. Who’s stopping you? Just say it!
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There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
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