To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
DICK CAVETTThe mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people they finally dropped it from judo.
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I’m not all that enthralled by show business, and I’m not that much of a highbrow.
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
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Greatly talented performers don’t know – often spectacularly – what’s best for them, don’t know what their talents really are, and don’t know what’s just plain wrong for them.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful.
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