I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
DICK CAVETTThe authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests’ books.
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I don’t think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience’s reaction is from another.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
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Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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