Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.
DICK CAVETTIt’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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Its fun for me to go on other folks talk shows. When youve endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food.
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I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
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It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
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It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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