No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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