I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
ADAM SANDLERThe problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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