I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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