I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLINBut there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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