When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
LILY TOMLINBut there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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