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Our new technologies, combined with our numbers, have made us, collectively, a force of nature.
Al GoreAl Gore When it comes to climate, we can all make a big difference.
Al GoreAl Gore Civil disobedience has an honourable history, and when the urgency and moral clarity cross a certain threshold, then I think that civil disobedience is quite understandable, and it has a role to play.
Al GoreAl Gore The will to act is a renewable resource.
Al GoreAl Gore The struggle to save the global environment is in one way much more difficult than the struggle to vanquish Hitler, for this time the war is with ourselves. We are the enemy, just as we have only ourselves as allies.
Al GoreAl Gore We can believe in the future and work to achieve it and preserve it, or we can whirl blindly on, behaving as if one day there will be no children to inherit our legacy. The choice is ours; the earth is in balance.
Al GoreAl Gore Consider what kind of car you get. Buy cars and other products that have the least impact environmentally.
Al GoreAl Gore I have always been fascinated with those who try to look over the horizon and see things that are coming at us.
Al GoreAl Gore The good news is, we have everything we need now to respond to the challenge of global warming. We have all the technologies we need, more are being developed…. But we should not wait, we cannot wait, we must not wait.
Al GoreAl Gore Our world faces a true planetary emergency. I know the phrase sounds shrill, and I know it’s a challenge to the moral imagination.
Al GoreAl Gore A zebra does not change its spots.
Al GoreAl Gore In a time of darkness, you don’t curse the darkness, you light a candle.
Al GoreAl Gore At some point, a false belief collides with physical reality.
Al GoreAl Gore We are running out of time, we must have a planetary solution to a planetary crisis.
Al GoreAl Gore I strongly believe in the separation of church and state. But freedom of religion does not mean freedom from religion, there is a better way.
Al GoreAl Gore The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.
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