Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
LILY TOMLINTo me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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