“I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.”

There is this power that comes with being famous.

I’m gonna make love to you like fifteen men.

I have lived a great life. I am very happy.

Carrying 200 pounds of velvet and satin around a stage for 90 minutes – that’s man’s work, let me tell you.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it’s listening. Listen to the other side of the story first.

You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.

The secret is to moisturize the face. I’ve been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young)

I can definitely say the older I’ve got the better I’ve become at being a dad and a husband.

I’ll tell you what I love. Sending back bottles of wine that aren’t right in restaurants in France! Whoa! I love the French, but I do find their wine snobbery something unbearable.

Obviously, I haven’t really progressed that much at my craft.

Optimism is my best defense.

I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.

You shouldn’t be in the music business if you’re posing.

I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.

I must really confess right here, the attraction was purely physical.

I’ve been out with some extremely beautiful women who have had no sex appeal whatsoever. It really is a lot more than skin deep.

There is a syndrome in sports called ‘paralysis by analysis.’

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.

If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party they’re contagious and you can catch it from them.

You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you.

I think my mom threatened to put me up for adoption a few times.

I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door.