Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
LILY TOMLINReality is nothing but a collective hunch.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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