I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
LILY TOMLINReality is nothing but a collective hunch.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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