Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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