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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.

Robin Williams

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Attitude Follow Heart Inspirational Rule
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Blind Family Forever Heart Love
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Divorce Humour Man Wallet
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Funny Humour
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Beautiful Lifetime Notice
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Certain Comedy Funny
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Dreams Freedom Inspirational Men True
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking

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