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Dorothy Parker Quote - The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Death People Young
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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