A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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