They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
DOROTHY PARKEROf course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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