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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!

Dorothy Parker

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Dance End Surprise Woman Young
A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Best Friendship Girl Herself
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Death People Young
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Education Learning Yourself
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Appearance Fashion Lost Myself
They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Quiet Storm
It was written without fear and without research.
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Fear Research Writing
It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Entertainment Fun Goodness Myself
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Atmosphere Best Children Home
Writing well is the best revenge.
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One Liner Revenge Writing
If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Care Fun Myself Stay
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Myself Tone View Voice
Women and elephants never forget.
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Animal Forget Funny Woman
It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Kill Mess Myself Tragedy

Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!

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