I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
DOROTHY PARKERNow I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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