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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

Dorothy Parker

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  All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

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  Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.

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  Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

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  Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!

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  Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

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  Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.

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  If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

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  The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?

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  Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.

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  The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

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  Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.

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  This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

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  Women and elephants never forget.

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  And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.

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  It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.

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  But I don’t give up; I forget why not.

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