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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

Dorothy Parker

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  The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

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  All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

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  This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

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  I hate writing, I love having written.

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  This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

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  But I don’t give up; I forget why not.

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  I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.

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  I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.

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  I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.

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  And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.

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  Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.

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  The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

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  There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

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  Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.

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  Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

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  And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.

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