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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Dorothy Parker

People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
DOROTHY PARKER

Death People Young
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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End Happiness History Human Willing
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Brave Doctor Serious
Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Friendship Mom Pregnant Yourself
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Old Teaching Trick Yourself
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Bad Food Growth Taste
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Bed Himself Voice
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Act Quick
Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Letter Look Word
There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Distance Hell Simplicity Sports Truth Word
Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Identity Literature Study Yourself

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