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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.

Robin Williams

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Appeal Ideas Job Steady
Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Lawyer Man Mess
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Beginning Boy Finding Strive Voice
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Funny Marriage Wife Wine Women
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Battle Fight Kindness Life Meet Relationship
Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Deep Hide Mask Smile Wear
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Divorce Humour Man Wallet
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Change Entrepreneur Ideas Inspirational People World
If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Funny Intense Negotiate War Women
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Borrow Hunter Used

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