Change is not progress.
H. L. MENCKENEvery election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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