I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
ROALD DAHLIf the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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