I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAIf people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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