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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.

Yogi Berra

If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Father Grave Hear
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Young
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Team Trouble Win
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Baseball Run
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Atitude
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRA

See Television
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRA

Coincidence One Liner
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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Baseball Mental Physical
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA

Humor
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA

Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
You can observe a lot by just watching.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Mistake One Liner Wrong
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People

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