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Yogi Berra

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
Never answer an anonymous letter.
YOGI BERRA

Letter One Liner
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA

Lost Travel Wind
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Liar
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
YOGI BERRA

Celebrity Fame
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Finish Motivational Start
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win

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