50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRAI tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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