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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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