black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I guess I’ve got a smart wife.

Yogi Berra

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Children School Walk
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Cheat
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRA

Lie Truth
The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Finish Motivational Start
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Team Trouble Win
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Young
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Practice Theory
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Inspirational Train
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRA

Copy Imitate One Liner
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
YOGI BERRA

Concentration Thinking
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Park People Stop
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Run
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Mental Physical
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Sports

I guess I’ve got a smart wife.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

I guess I’ve got a smart wife.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Yogi Berra Quotes