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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.

Yogi Berra

If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Baseball Cheat
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Answer Atitude
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Coincidence One Liner
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Lost Travel Wind
You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Hustle Motivational Work Hard
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Heat Humility One Liner
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Business Goals Motivational Regret
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Buy Children School Walk
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Attitude Positive Smile

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