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Yogi Berra

I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRA

See Television
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Baseball Motivational Win
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Baseball Run
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Baseball Guy
Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Experience Inspirational Learning Life One Liner
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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Brown Color
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Sleep Wake Up
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Attitude Positive Smile
50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Mistake One Liner Wrong
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRA

Complicated Jazz Music Understand
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry

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