I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
TOM WAITSI like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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