All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
TOM WAITSIt’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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I was always laughing in church.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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