All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
TOM WAITSIt’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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