There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSMost people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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You know, we just buy music now. We don’t make it any more. And that goes for just about everything. I think it’s so important that people develop and subscribe to and have confidence in their own ability to make music, however rough it is.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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