I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
TOM WAITSMost people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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