Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
TOM WAITSIf I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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