Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
TOM WAITSI’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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