If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
TOM WAITSNever have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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