If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
TOM WAITSThe trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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