I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
TOM WAITSThe trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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