Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
TOM WAITSI’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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