If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
TINA FEYI want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Life is improvisation.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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