In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
TINA FEYI was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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