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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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