If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
TINA FEYIn a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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