Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
TINA FEYIn a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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