You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
TINA FEYIn a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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