A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
TINA FEYGay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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