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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

Tina Fey

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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Afterward Figures Hate Saying Yes
An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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Acting Everything Motivation Moving Teacher Told Yes
When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

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