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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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